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Supermodel vows to stay naked till USAID funds reach starving children

Supermodel Miranda Kerr posed nude on the cover of Rolling Stone, announcing she would not put her clothes back on until USAID funds reached starving children affected by the drought in East Africa. She criticized USAID for tying aid to purchases from American farmers and shipping companies, leading to delays of many months in food reaching famine victims, causing thousands of premature deaths.

Oh, we can only dream. Sorry, this post is fake. The cover is genuine, but Miranda Kerr was actually trying to save the koala bear and said nothing about staying naked, USAID, aid tying, or the drought. I am experimenting with this (fake) blog post /Tweet to see what would work on blogs and Twitter to promote the Aid Watch motto, “just asking that aid benefit the poor.” Based on my Twitter experience, the main ingredients behind how much Tweets “succeed” in the philanthropy area seems to be some combination of two or more of the following: (1) Sex, (2) Celebrities, (3) Outrage (moral), (4) Suffering Africans, and (5) Satire (lame attempt to come up with memorable acronym for (1) thru (6): SCOSAS).

One inspiration for this search for success was Chris Blattman’s hilarious spoof of a UN sex guide, which I tweeted and retweeted over and over again this weekend. It became the biggest hit that I’ve ever tweeted on Twitter. This only featured sex and satire (of the UN), but Chris was so comic that was more than enough. Another big hit in my Twitter career of 3 months was tweeting a post by Alanna Shaikh protesting an AIDS advocacy ad that portrayed the naked female body as the home for the disease.

The biggest hits among tweets of Aid Watch posts: (1) Beyonce’s Secret for Greater Aid Effectiveness, (2) Satire on how to make an Advocacy Video about Africa, (3) Should starving people be tourist attractions? (4) “Didn’t we try that in 1938? Why technical poverty fixes fall short?”, (5) The tragedy of the Millennium Development Goals, (6) UN Human Rights and Wrongs. It’s based on this record that I came up with the SCOSAS list for Twitter success above.

Of course, it also helps to contrast with what was NOT successful. There was an anemic response to my tweets on NTYT column on getting out of Afghanistan, and Marginal Revolution on how African infant mortality and illiteracy look good in historical perspective. Tweets also fell flat on Aid Watch posts on (1) USAID funding Iraqi insurgents (2) MCC’s admirable openness to their critics, (3) mission creep at the IMF, (4) corruption killing USAID projects in Afghanistan. The Aid Watch post on aid tying appeared before I started Twitter, but also generated a fairly modest response. It’s striking how serious and important these posts are compared to the successful ones on Twitter. Outrage by itself (1) and (4) does not seem to be enough. (We also may have just done a bad job presenting the issues on these posts.) Of course, the successful tweets also covered serious issues, but needed extra SCOSAS pizzazz.

I can understand why my critics at Bill Easterly Watch (!?) justify relying on Angelina Jolie as aid spokeswoman, since she combines all the successful elements. But my big worry at Aid Watch is that relying on shallow sexy celebs to promote aid leads to a shallow aid message: just spend more aid dollars with no incentives for dollars to reach the poor.

Is there some way to grab attention for good causes without selling out to our society’s worship of celebrity & sex?

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11 Comments

  1. jina wrote:

    I unintentionally conducted a similar experiment a few months ago, critiquing TIME magazine’s use of Angelina Jolie and her “byline” to “cover” the ICC and Darfur. I got more blog traffic, for days, than ever. And at some point, I can tell Angelina was a Google search term, because my readership spiked for no reason, and that post was getting re-read.

    I suppose proponents of celebrity spokespeople will say, “That’s precisely the point!” But no one lingered on my site to click on posts that might actually explain something, so I’m not buying it.

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 11:12 am | Permalink
  2. Will Townes wrote:

    “Is there some way to grab attention for good causes without selling out to our society’s worship of celebrity & sex?”

    Isn’t that the conundrum every school teacher faces? A lot of kids (and adults) would rather watch flashy but vapid television shows than go to school or read intellectually challenging books. Similarly, most people would rather look at semi-nude celebrity photos than think deeply about problems of foreign aid.

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 11:47 am | Permalink
  3. Jon Custer wrote:

    So you’re saying that people dedicated to ending world poverty should take up bringing seriousness, subtlety, and intellectual rigor back into the popular discourse as a side project? In under 140 characters?

    One lost cause at a time, please.

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
  4. Pierre-Louis wrote:

    I say enough with hot chicks pics on aid watch…I got SI swinsuit issue for that…

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink
  5. Paul wrote:

    If you rearrange it, you could call it the COASSS theorem.

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm | Permalink
  6. Tord Steiro wrote:

    Bill.

    You have a comparative advantage in writing scientific articles, books about economics, and intellectually stimulating bloggposts.

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm | Permalink
  7. Sceptical Secondo wrote:

    Twitter;

    Strictly for birds!

    Got it?

    Posted September 8, 2009 at 9:33 pm | Permalink
  8. Wayan wrote:

    There is also a difference between quantity and quality. Those many supermodel driven eyeballs? Wortless compared to getting a handfull of the right folks reading a post. Stick with quality and own the audience you believe will effect change.

    Posted September 9, 2009 at 9:19 am | Permalink
  9. Comment from anonymous middle-aged male wrote:

    No one could allege sexism or ageism if WE fought world hunger by going naked. Of course we’d probably be arrested first.

    Posted September 9, 2009 at 10:13 am | Permalink
  10. “Is there some way to grab attention for good causes without selling out to our society’s worship of celebrity & sex?”

    Let’s hope not.

    Posted September 10, 2009 at 12:05 am | Permalink
  11. Gangadhar wrote:

    some people are going to attention issue like hunger. this is good but this is not solution.

    Posted September 17, 2009 at 12:11 am | Permalink